Things to do before I die

Imported from MySpace blog

Learn to surf.

Marry Andrea legally in the United States.

Speak three languages fluently (one down, two to go).

Learn to play the cello.

Meet Hugo Chavez.

Be a part of something bigger than myself.

Be happy.

Overthrow the government.

Travel to lots of countries, including but not limited to: Spain, France, Italy, Ireland, Venezuela, Costa Rica, Greece and Peru.

Achieve enlightenment.

Own my own magazine.

Change someone's mind.

Change someone's life.

Rise above it.

Find the perfect pair of sunglasses.

Walk around on cobblestone streets.

Live in a foreign country.

Adopt an old person.

Facilitate the revolution.

Beat them at their own game.

Be a good person.

Be able to do the splits.

Hithchike and backpack my way across a continent.

Win a pulitzer.

Adopt a young person.

Live to see the downfall of capitalism.

Kill a man just to watch him die (just kidding).

Make friends with a midget.

Get in a fist fight and win.

Learn to tango.

Party like it's 1999.

Start a commune.

Build a house.

Go hang-gliding.

Be a respected authority in my field.

Drive a motorcycle.

Fire someone.

Escape the karmic cycle.

Dance around like a maniac at the Love Parade.

Climb a mountain.

Riot in the streets.

Fly.

Conquer fear.

Die for a good cause, surrounded by people I love.