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- Brilliant ideas
- Evil plans
- Awesome shit
- Fake bachelorette party (in three easy steps)!
- Step one: Put on a novelty bridal veil.
- Step two: Go bar-hopping with your pals.
- Step three: ACQUIRE FREE DRINKS.
- Tiaras!
- Turquoise hair extensions!
- Fuzzy rainbow leg warmers!
And last but not least, here's some happy (hardcore) music for you to listen to while you plot:
My Evil plans are.. well. SECRET evil plans. If I were to divulge here it may constitute pre meditation in a Court of Law..
ReplyDeleteMuahahahahaha!
This would be less creepy if you were less anonymous.
DeleteAwesome shit I've discovered more or less lately:
ReplyDelete- Project Runway
- TTC blogs
- StumbleUpon
Now guess which came first?
The third, naturally. :D Are you trying to conceive?
DeleteThis weekend, I attended pilates class, enrolled in a cognitive research study, went to an amazing resale shop in Maryland, and went on a walk with my neighbor and her sweet tripod dog. I thought about going to the New Year's parade in Chinatown and, well, didn't. I did laundry and watched Golden Girls instead. I also roasted garlic and cherry tomatoes. Yup, life is good.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like an EXCELLENT weekend. Actually, it sounds like the perfect weekend. ^_^
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