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- Fake bachelorette party (in three easy steps)!
- Step one: Put on a novelty bridal veil.
- Step two: Go bar-hopping with your pals.
- Step three: ACQUIRE FREE DRINKS.
- Turquoise hair extensions!
- Fuzzy rainbow leg warmers!
And last but not least, here's some happy (hardcore) music for you to listen to while you plot: