Well, dears, I finally got my mitts on a pair of these babies:
But, Lo! On my way to pick up a pair of Sensible Black Flats (to replace the other pair that had been mercilessly peed upon by an Evil Cat) the other month, I spied with my little eye... SPARKLE SHOES! They had restocked since New Year's, in my size, and now they are mine, mine, MINE all mine! And I shall commence inventing occasions for which to wear them post haste.
And then there are these:
There really is no justification for them, other than they are AMAZING and I love them. The context: Coworker needed to pick up some mustaches (for obvious reasons), I accompanied her to the frippery store, spotted these in the crazy-ass eyelash section and snapped them right up. Occasions shall be invented, glue shall be applied, fun shall be had.
So I'm not officially a drag queen. But anyone can be a queen, darling.